Though you may understandably think of me as a god-among-men, believe it or not I am simply human, and as such feel the same needs and desires as you do.
I love ice cream.
Also, I'm looking for a girlfriend.
Yet despite my roguish charm and my chiseled handsomeness the ladies have not been flocking to my doorstep. You may suggest I leave my abode and go forth in search of a fine lady, but you would be failing to take into account my
You would also be neglecting the science.
Above: Should Not Be Neglected
A recent poll of over 11 000 people showed that of those married in the past 3 years, 17% met online. Only 11% met at bars/clubs/social events.
Sure the study was done by match.com but I like the results so I'll believe them anyway.
Years ago I made an empty account on OkCupid so I could make a bunch of online quizzes, and thanks to a mix of desperation and rationalization I recently decided to actually give it a shot and added my information.
Here is a list of things I discussed in my last message.
1. A plan to lure people into my car so I can make them my friends
2. How much I love Ice Cream
3. Dirty Hobos
4. Terrible Canadian Science Fiction shows
5. George Lopez
The only way I could have made my message less appealing would be if I had talked about grandmothers, or hemorrhoids, or leprosy, or some combination thereof.
sexy.
Past topics of discussion included Zombies, video game music, and cheese.
sexier.
And that is why I'm gunna die alone.
